Fungie

If we run the math in a certain bizarro way, we could calculate that Alex is some portion Sicilian. After all, he was born into the Carroll Gardens neighborhood, where the paisanos are thick as theives. Also, his cousins Max, Julia and Ian in Los Angeles are 1/4 portion Sicilian.

According to his Uncle Jamie, the face Alex is making in this picture is vintage Sicilian. This particular fat-lipped look is labeled Fungie... the Mushroom... by Uncle Jamie.